Brandon Hartman
Lead Software Engineer
20+ years experience
7+ Major projects shipped
0 open source :(
Skills
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How Development has changed
Grampa
Look at the Documentation
Skim the official docs hoping a code example matches exactly your situation
Dad
Google It
Paste the error verbatim — add the framework name for extra points
Sibling
Google → Stack Overflow
Find a 2009 thread. The accepted answer is marked wrong. The real answer has 4 upvotes and says "just use X"
Kid
Ask ChatGPT
Receives a confident 47-line solution using an API that was deprecated in 2022
Newborn
You Are a Senior Dev That Just Woke Up
Build the object. Don't hallucinate. Or else.